1) I am so happy to commit my life to being an all-eating, all-drinking, all-napping machine of laziness.
2) Nah I got this, watch me whip watch me nae-nae, watch me lose all this mince pie-shaped fat and transform into a Gwen Stefani-esque NewYearNewMe Being of Devout Health and Activity.
Either way, apparently most New Years Resolutions are broken by the 17 January...so I've got 6 days left before it's totally acceptable for me to curl up with a full box of Cadbury Creme Eggs and nosh my way through all eight of them. How are your resolutions holding up?
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