A wise woman once said; "Fuck it, let’s just go to Paris".
Okay maybe it wasn't so wise. And maybe that woman was me. But
hey – it’s my life philosophy and I plan to dine out on that little nugget of wisdom
for a very, very long time. Because
Paris will be beautiful for as long as my passion for Justin Bieber remains lit
(which, judging by the tears I cried this weekend at V Festival, is a
worryingly long time).